You’re on the phone with a vegan they’re enraged,
Going off about something that you ate,
‘Cause they don’t get you’re a foodie like I do.
I’m in my room
It’s a typical Tuesday night,
Just ate 30 Oreos and a Daiya© cheeze slice.
They’ll never know your story like I do.
They wears t-shirts
That say ‘Save the earth!’,
I match my mink stole with a leather mini skirt.
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
And find that what you were looking for was a vegan who doesn’t try!
If you can see I’m not in it for the big fight,
Really did it for the bragging rights.
Eat whatever you plea-e-es,
You belong with me-e-eat,
I’m not like other Veegs!
Walkin’ the streets with you and your snake skin boots,
I can’t help thinking that this is what makes me cool-
Yeah I’m vegan but not like other veegs,
I make it so easy!
You’ve got rare collection of taxidermy,
You let me see it cuz you know that I won’t scream.
But they shame you for eating animals,
They threw paint at your mink stols.
They wears t-shirts
That say ‘Save the earth!’,
I match my mink stole with a leather mini skirt.
Dreaming about the day when you wake up
And find that what you’re looking for was a vegan who doesn’t try!
If you can see I’m not in it for the big fight,
Really did it for the bragging rights.
And wanted to be-e-e
Like Portia de Rossi-i-i!
Oh, I remember you drivin’ to my house in the middle of the day,
When you came across a political statement-
A bunch of naked people with cow written on their sides all covered in red shouting animals have lives…
Can’t you see that I’m the one who understands you?
Yeah I don’t eat meat but it’s just cuz I’m a wealthy-y-y
Girl in her 20s-e-es.
If you can see I’m not in it for the big fight,
Really did it for the bragging rights.
Eat whatever you plea-e-es,
You belong with meat,
I’m not like other Veegs!