You Almost Forgot About These Cute Couples Halloween Costumes for You and Your Boo

The witching hour is nigh! Get ready for a night of spooks, booze, and all kinds of creeps by throwing together one of these cute, unique, and oh-so-clever costumes for you and your significant other.

  • Leo and an Oscar
  • Bagel and Cream Cheese
  • OxiClean and the ghost of Billy Mays
  • The Proclaimers
  • Cole and Dylan Sprouse, themselves
  • Gilmore Girl and another Gilmore Girl
  • Gossip Girl and another Gossip Girl
  • The cat half of Catdog and the dog half of Catdog
  • Sumner and Brooks (AKA the historical basis for “talk shit, get hit”)

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  • Sacco and Vanzetti
  • Woodward and Felt (Also doubles as a sexy costume (if you’re into Deep Throat))
  • Reagan and jelly beans
  • Nader and seat belts
  • Dick Cheney and that guy he shot hunting quail
  • You furnish the pictures and I’ll furnish the war
  • Peeling Grapes and rich people, probably
  • Bobby Flay and the inexplicable desire to see him get beat on his own show
  • The Fresh Prince and the playground where he spent most of his days

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  • Going to a class on the fourth floor and carefully controlling your breathing so as to seem the picture of health
  • Falling asleep unexpectedly and waking up feeling like something died in your mouth
  • Knowing that our idea of a witch comes from anti-semitic stereotypes and not wanting to seem too PC
  • Good fortune and the knowledge it won’t last
  • Fear of being an inconvenience to your friends/family when you die and the sincere desire for a viking funeral
  • The College Board™ and an embezzling scheme I can’t prove

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  • Man’s carefully crafted legacy and the ultimate heat death of the universe

 

There you have it! A quick list of all of the classic duos that might have slipped your mind. Go out, have fun, and SLAY the costume game this Halloween!

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