I can’t help but be biased when it comes to dogs. I love them, from their button noses to their floppy ears. What’s not to love? I mean, I could understand if you don’t like them. You must either be allergic to them or you simply don’t have a soul.
If neither of these apply to you, stop everything you’re doing and buy/adopt a dog now. Then you’ll further understand when I say that a dog is ALL you need in life. Dogs put your needs in front of their own purely out of their undying love for you. Because of this, they truly encompass the acronym BAE: before anyone else. And here is why.
1. They are happy every time they see you. Even if you are just going to Rite Aid to buy tampons and five packs of Orbit Bubblemint gum, coming home feels like you just got back from a three-month expedition in the Arctic.
2. They’ll also cry every time you leave them, as if you’re never going to come back from your expedition to the Arctic. You tell them not to worry. You’ll definitely bring them back a snow globe.
3. They’ll be glad to pick your dirty socks up off the floor and give them to you. You don’t need to ask them twice. It’s fun for them. Bonus: your floor is clean.
4. They love being your workout partner. They encourage you to move faster when they want to chase that squirrel up the tree. They just want to make sure you get your heart rate up. They’re chasing that squirrel for your health. You better be thankful.
5. They want to cuddle all the time! Who doesn’t love that? (Satan. And cats.)
6. They’re teeny tongues giving you teeny kisses. That is all you will EVER need.
And they only ask for a few minor things in return. Food, water, shelter, and most importantly, belly rubs. With a dog, you’ll never be alone. Who wouldn’t want to hang with this fella?
Point made.