Was promised: Flying cars
Received: People who won’t shut up about the drone they got for Christmas
Was promised: Gourmet food at the touch of a button
Received: The Domino’s app
Was promised: Teleportation
Received: Snapchats of places that are more fun than wherever I am
Was promised: Personal robot assistants
Received: Siri still mispronouncing my name
Was promised: A lot of solar panels
Received: Only a few solar panels
Was promised: Really cool and fashionable visual computing devices
Received: Google Glass
Was promised: Telepathic communication
Received: Amazon telling me to buy 50 boxes of oatmeal just because I looked at it that one time
Was promised: Chrome buildings and clothing
Received: Normcore
Was promised: Nuclear fusion
Received: That one time BBC accidentally called it the Large Hardon Collider
Was promised: Contact with intelligent extraterrestrial life
Received: Tinder
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