Things That Are Only Okay When I Do Them

  1. Cutting people off 

 In traffic and mid-sentence. I am a bad driver and have ADHD so it’s not my fault. 

  1. Not replacing toilet paper/leaving one square

If you don’t check the toilet paper before you go that’s your fault. 

  1. Ghosting

I’m not ghosting, I’m setting boundaries. Consider yourself lucky I was interested at all.

  1. Walking in a line with my friends blocking the whole sidewalk

I’m a good friend and don’t want to leave anyone out.

  1. Murder
  1. Correcting grammar

I love correcting other people’s grammar because I love being right. I hate when other people correct my grammar because I hate being wrong.

  1. Going on my phone while you’re talking to me

Again, I have ADHD. Playing Subway Surfers while you’re talking to me actually helps me listen better.

  1. Buying fast fashion

It’s fine if I do it just this once. I promise I only buy fast fashion if it’s something I look really good in.

  1. Leaving a tiny bit of juice in the carton

I didn’t finish it so it’s not my responsibility to throw it out.

  1. Showing up late

I have time blindness. Also time blindness is not a real thing unless I’m using it as an excuse for why I’m late.

  1. Talking during a movie

My commentary is usually insightful or funny.

  1. Parking poorly 

Listen, I’m in between the lines technically.

  1. Not responding to texts

I forgot 🙁

  1. Sending voice notes instead of texts

Typing takes effort so I prefer to send voice memos. It’s not okay when other people do this though because what if I’m in public without headphones and can’t listen to your funny story?

  1. Gossiping

It’s not gossiping if it’s true and I keep it a hunna.

  1. Talking about myself the entire time during a conversation

I don’t keep a diary so how else am I supposed to get it out?

  1. Flirting with someone to boost my ego

I’m just building up my confidence!

  1. Holding onto grudges for years

I swear they probably deserve it.

  1. Slacking on a group project

Whenever I do this, it’s only if I make the project worse, so you should be grateful for my self-awareness.

  1. Taking food from someone else’s plate without asking

If you get fries with your meal and I don’t you should see it coming.

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