The 7 Best Date Spots for this Valentine’s Day

I never understood the mass aversion to Valentine’s Day. It’s a full day dedicated only to your loved-ones (romantic or not), the color red, and free candy. And who doesn’t need a little free candy in the middle of the shortest and coldest (which makes it seem like the longest) month? Plus, it’s a great excuse to go out and treat yourself or your significant other to a night on the town. Everyone should go out to eat on Valentine’s Day, whether it be with a friend or the bae.

Luckily, we live in Providence, a cultural and culinary hotspot. Just in case you’re without dinner plans on Valentine’s Day, I’ve compiled a comprehensive list of the seven best date spots in our area for this V-Day – based on both price and couple-density (because nothing ruins a night-out like being stuck in the middle of a real life EHarmony commercial).

You can thank me later.

1. Subway
114 Waterman Street
Providence, RI 02906

Looking to get bang for your buck? The Subway directly across from the SciLi and CIT has got culinary delights ranging from warm chocolate chip cookies to gourmet avocado and bacon sandwiches, all at a reasonable price. And that’s not to mention the incredible atmosphere of the place! If you like holding intense eye contact with a man who is crying and eating a grilled cheese alone, this is the place for you. But don’t take it from me! This Subway’s customers always walk away satisfied. One man said “Terrible service” and another said, “It’s a Subway.”

2.Subway
2 Kennedy Plaza
Providence, RI 02903

In a rush? About to depart for a romantic getaway via RIPTA bus? This Subway is both delicious and convenient, and it’s only a long, slushy walk down the hill away! Take in the scenic views that Kennedy Plaza has to offer and keep track of bus times to see whether or not they’re running on time today. This Subway comes in at a whopping 3.7 stars out of five, and it’s thanks to its loyal clientele who write: “Aaaaahhhh – the smell of MSG and erectile dysfunction… Can’t beat it!” (I’m not even kidding). One customer even went as far as to say “Where did they get this great restaurant the best subway ever frdeshest ingredients of any subway other subways should go here to learn from the masters!” You heard it here first folks, this is a master Subway.

3. Subway
719 Westminster St
Providence, RI 02903

Is there even a Subway at this location? I’m not sure. If there is, whoever reviewed it on Google really had an issue with an employee there known as “Dan.”

4. Subway
306 Charles Street
Providence, RI 02904

This one is down the road from another Subway. And it’s open at 7am, just in case you and your boo are ravenous after a night of snuggling and feel a desperate need for tuna on a wheat roll. Plus, illustrious food critic “Sheryl Smalls” wants you all to know that “This is the only Subway I will go to and I’ve been going for years without issue.”

5. Subway
539 Smith Street
Providence, RI 02908

This one is open later than all the others – until a whopping 9:30pm! Just in case you get lost in your partner’s eyes and lose track of time, this subway won’t kick you out 3 hours after sunset. It’ll kick you out three and a half hours after sunset. You’re welcome, lovebirds. Plus, if you’re feeling adventurous and want to step out of your comfort zone this Valentine’s Day, this Subway is a good bet because no one has any fucking idea where it is. Happy searching!

6. Subway
Walmart
51 Silver Spring St
Providence, RI 02904

That’s right, my sweet little cherubs. This one and a half-star restaurant is not only the best place to get a sandwich in all of Providence, it’s also within a Walmart. There’s a Wendy’s there too but I won’t even joke about Wendy’s cause I really respect it and its cool-ass red headed spokesperson. Need a huge bag of popcorn before you return home for the evening? That’s pretty kinky, but they have that for you. Disney apparel and toys? They’re all yours. Your partner needs a new toaster? You won’t find a better deal. And with rave reviews like “This was the worst experience I’ve ever had with subway” and “Its a BLT and there was no tomato or lettuce” backing this hotspot up… What are you waiting for?

7. Subway
579 Atwells Ave #E102
Providence, RI 02909

I just remembered that you can get meatball subs at Subway. Sorry, I can no longer write this article. I have to go get a meatball sub immediately.

Images via maps.google.com.