You don’t have to be Bob the Builder to make your life a whole lot easier with these simple tips. With just your basic tool set and a few common household items, you–YES YOU–can achieve these ten amazing life hacks! So grab a roll of duct tape and some butcher’s twine, and prepare to have your mind blown…
- Your boring old run of the mill pencil can become a fashionable and sexy utensil! Just spruce it up with some ribbon and it’ll look almost unrecognizable.
All your classmates will be jealous, and you can even use two of them for a hairstyle that’ll definitely turn heads!
- You can do an amazing thing with two coat hangers and just a little bit of tape!
Tape the coat hangers together… 
and then you’ll have two coat hangers taped together!
- If you have bad circulation and are constantly reaching for a pair of gloves to warm your freezing hands, try this tip!
Stick your entire hand in a bowl of lukewarm macaroni and cheese. 
Aaaaaaaah, cheesy relief.
- Take a laptop you have sitting around your house… and smash it repeatedly with a mallet to create modern potpourri!
Display in a vase you have lying around for a cost-effective but cool decoration.
- Did you know that sodium chloride, which is probably tucked in your kitchen cabinet under its more common name, salt…
…can be used to flavor food? Anything from potatoes to popcorn! Trust us, just give it a try!
- Buy a mason jar.
Buy another mason jar.
Buy a whole case of mason jars.
Buy all the mason jars at your local Michael’s, Trader Joe’s, and Hobby Lobby. Move to the next town and buy all their mason jars. Keep buying mason jars and watch as your house slowly fills with them. Don’t stop buying. Buy so many mason jars that you drown in them, feeling the cool glass slide across your warm skin as you slip away into the darkness…
- Want to add some healthy produce to your diet, but daunted by the price of organic goods?
Never fear! Go to the supermarket, grab an apple, and leave. If you run fast enough, you won’t have to pay for it!
- Harvest a sprig of mint from your herb garden or your local Whole Foods.
Then, find some essence of ginger. The spice itself will do in a pinch.
Dig around in your fridge for some leftover eye of newt…
…and then grab a vial of virgin’s blood…
…and combine in your cauldron on the night of a full moon to create a quick-and-easy sacrifice to the Dark Ones, guaranteeing you eternal youth forevermore!
- Quickly and easily open a blister package by carefully maneuvering a pair of heavy duty scissors in a…
Shit… okay, instead, just go after it with an axe!
Jesus Christ. Okay, just… Smash it with a hammer!
Fuck! Alright, this has to work.
You know what? Here’s your life hack for you: just give up.
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