Your Thanksgiving Horoscope
Aquarius: There are going to be an unprecedented number of obscure relatives at dinner this year, and they’re all going to ask “how you are”...
It’s Christmas!
Halloween is officially over. It’s November, and you know what that means—the Christmas season is upon us! That’s right, Christmas is right around the corner,...
Turkey-fy Your Fitness
by Emily Adams The stately turkey is a bird of elegance, a bird of being, truly the pinnacle of health and fitness. Follow in its...
For the Love of Gravy, Stop Playing Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving
To the people who play Christmas music before Thanksgiving, First of all, how dare you? The rest of us have the maturity and discipline to...