A Quest for Protein in the Land of Chobani
Where’s Waldo? Except Waldo is my yogurt and I can't find her and I miss her and I hope she’s doing well.
New Baby in Town? Here’s How to Get Your Throne Back
She can only say one word but the family is abuzz. “The future! This is our future!” they cry. Lord help us.
The Ultimate Thanksgiving Drinking Game
Is your aunt's "hilarious" work story making you wanna skip ahead to dessert? Spice up your family meal with Dranksgiving.
Secret Family Thanksgiving Specialties
My right as a woman to cook for Thanksgiving is under attack.
We’ve Grown Up and So Has Our Sibling Rivalry
I’m a younger sibling, and I won’t deny that there are luxuries that come with being the second child. Parents are way more chill about...
The Catastrophe Cookbook
Images via Caroline Zerilli.
Four Songs to Listen To This Thanksgiving That Definitely Aren’t Just Adam Sandler’s Thanksgiving Song
Thanksgiving. What a weird holiday. Thousands of families gorging themselves with pies and potatoes, a famous parade with oversized balloons, and a largely ignored history...
Thanksgiving Break: 4 Days or 4 Weeks?
Across America, people celebrate Thanksgiving as a time to eat delicious food, spend time with family, and buy obscenely expensive plane tickets home (k maybe...
Why I Suck at Black Friday
When the last bite of mashed potatoes is gone and those joyful carols take over the radio, everyone filled with the holiday spirit starts to...
Your Thanksgiving Horoscope
Aquarius: There are going to be an unprecedented number of obscure relatives at dinner this year, and they’re all going to ask “how you are”...