Texting is easy, breezy, beautiful fun for us well-adjusted, super chill college students who overthink nothing, are super chill, well-adjusted and super chill.
I was sober at Spring Weekend this year. Shocking? Maybe. Apparently, not everyone at this prestigious institution is a perfect golden child like I am....
Whenever someone asks to use my phone, I usually have to do some emergency editing before forking over My Precious. This includes erasing incriminating texts,...