8 Domestic Things That Make Me Wish I Wasn’t a Human
Like most of us, I had to help around the house while I was growing up. These “chores” included walking the dog, taking out the...
We Gotta Talk About These New Starbucks Cups
Dear Starbucks, No bullshit this time. It’s time to talk about your new cups. I’m not one of those Starbucks enthusiasts who sit patiently outside...
Please Stop Being Obsessed with Fall
by Yuri Iwahara It seems like almost everyone around me is unreasonably excited for the fall season. It’s unnerving how even the normally jaded souls...
Confessions of a Barista
As Thanksgiving (and more importantly, the holiday season) swiftly approaches and the days grow shorter and colder, every Starbucks in the nation is beginning to...
I Hate How Much I Love Starbucks’ Holiday Cups
Ten months out of twelve, you’ll find me getting my caffeine fix at independent coffee joints — you know, the ones named after animals or...
An Open Letter to Mom, Dad, and Starbucks
I was well and truly delighted when I got the email that said I had been accepted to The Rib. Writing, comedy, and women are...