Flat Rat Welcome Mat: Transitioning into the Post-Spring Break World
In typical New England fashion, the last day of spring break greeted me with rain like British tears after the revolution, and skies as grey...
Spring Break Acceptance Speech
*Applause* *Whistles* *Shouts* Wow, thank you all so much. *Sheds a tear* You can stop clapping now. Actually don’t. *Winks* *Audience laughs* *Camera zooms towards...
The Dangers of Online Bikini Shopping
I hate online shopping. I don’t understand how people do it. The clothes never look as good as they did online, or they don’t fit,...
How I Spent My Spring Break
Okay, so here’s what happened. Ryan and his brother Trey got busted for trying to steal a car. Because Ryan was still a minor, a...
Solo Spring Breaker
I’m about to experience my first spring break as a college student. I’ve seen all those quintessential movies about people going crazy during spring break....
Choose Your Own Spring Break Adventure
Spring break is just around the corner folks! I hope you’ve all figured out your plans! If not, I’ve crafted this handy choose your own...
I Watched Like Every Leonardo DiCaprio Movie Over Spring Break and This Is What I Learned
Ah, my first ever college spring break. I couldn’t wait to get drunk and party! Quick note: “drunk” for me means drinking Martinelli’s Sparkling...
Tinder & Trains: a Travel Diary
I recently returned from a week of adventuring around Scotland. When people ask me why I wanted to visit Scotland, I tell them it’s because...
Spring Break Forevaaaa, Right?
It’s the Monday after Spring Break and I still feel so wasted, even though I’ve been back from my beach vacation for two days already....
Signs of Spring at Brown University
Ah, springtime. It fills the air with warm sunshine, birdsong, and enough pollen to ensure that those of us with allergies don’t breathe properly through...