The Top Five Fuckboi Names Guaranteed to Get You into Any Sports Party
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Clubs to Start if The Ones at Brown Already Aren’t Niche Enough for You
A quick visit to the Activities Fair will show that Brown is nowhere near short on clubs, teams, and organizations to join. A capella? Brown has...
The Olympics High
I’m not the sort of person to wake up at the crack of dawn to go on a five mile run. Or to wake up...
Schrödinger’s Baseball
There is a concept in quantum physics called Schrödinger’s Cat. Conceived in 1935 by Erwin Schrödinger, the basic premise is that there exists a cat inside a...
March Madness: Brunonian Edition
For some people, March is the month when winter slowly melts into spring and midterms remove any joy from our lives. For others, it’s madness. Literally. As...
My Winter Break: A Murder Mystery – Part Two
Previously on My Winter Break: A Murder Mystery… One chatty dental hygienist. A radio contest with a $1,000 prize. A missing person. A matinee screening...
Tom and Gisele: Rumor Doesn’t Have It
As a native New Englander, I am fiercely loyal to the best football team the NFL has ever seen: The Patriots. I defend this team...
Now In Session: Support Group For Girls That Sucked At Youth Soccer
Thank you ladies so much for coming out today. It’s been some time since we quit our childhood soccer teams after taking two seasons to...
The Teammates Who No One Can Stand
In high school, I didn’t play a single sport. But at the start of my first year of college, I decided to grace Brown University and...