Campus buzz: Hypothetically, if everyone found out you ordered a sex toy to the mailroom, WWYD?
Now every snail mail fan knows that you like to *ahem* “polish the pearl” and just how you like to do it.
Why Self-Care Should Count as an Extracurricular Activity
The age-old question: does self-care count as an extracurricular activity? I’m here to explore the various facets of self-care and tell you why you should invest...
My Strange Addiction: Live Music
It’s been two weeks. I can’t remember the last time I saw my family. Or my friends. I’ve been too consumed by my dirty habit...
A Month of Not Shaving, In Retrospect
I didn’t shave for the entirety of November, give some days. Honestly, I don’t remember exactly when I last shaved. Against popular consensus, it was in...
Cold Weather Problems, and How to Cuddle Yourself
Word on the street says it’s cuffing season. And by street, I mean the New York Times. Yeah, I don’t know exactly when the NYT...
Reading for Pleasure and Other Intimidating Feats
The Brown Bookstore bag rested gently atop my roommate’s embroidered duvet cover. The plastic was just opaque enough to keep me guessing about what was...