Bad Luck Babe! On Turning 13 on Friday the 13th
Shoutout to Taylor Swift for making 13 cool again, and fuck you Taylor Swift for making everyone think I am copying you!
BREAKING: The Scariest Thing This Halloween Is How Little You’ve Accomplished This Semester!
Just when you think you have time to turn things around, Halloween coming up signifies the half way point of the semester! And you've accomplished...
My Favorite Bed Time Stories Are Serial Killer Case Files
Every night, before bed, I brush my teeth with gingivitis toothpaste and watch videos about serial killers. It’s a great routine. I prevent my gums...
The Haunted Outdoors: Beware
This year, as always, countless people will flock to houses that are decorated with orange and black (not to be confused with Orange is the New...
The Horror Movie Conundrum
I’ve never watched a horror movie before. Well, okay, I’ve watched one once. It was on a bus during a school trip. My friends later...
Halloween Costumes That Would Actually Scare Me Now
Vampires don’t scare me anymore. Werewolves don’t scare me anymore. Zombies don’t scare me anymore – unless they are in very realistic movies of the...