10 Ways to Heal Your Inner Child
Are you feeling lost and alone? Do not fear. I have a simple 10 step process that will cure all your woes. You must heal...
Venmo Requesting Your Male Friends for $0.16 and Other Ways to Celebrate Women’s History Month
What’s not to love about March? There are the first signs of Spring, Pisces season, and — most importantly — Women’s History Month! As a...
Tragic! You Just Got Andrews on Ivy Room Tomato Soup Night
Imagine this: It is a frigid, wet Providence evening and you are absolutely famished from your singular class of the day and two-hour-long “study session”...
Feeling Too Safe on Campus? Call a Dangerwalk!
With the end of timely warnings following DPS’ exciting arrest of the Orbee Gun Fiend (which I sincerely hope culminated in a high-speed car chase...
An Exposé on the Dark Underbelly of Feline Instagram
Hey everyone, it’s Randal here, or, as some of you may know me, Mittens the Cat from Instagram. Yes, my real name is Randal and...
Are They Dying or Are You Crazy?
Jean Claude: Welcome back to Are They Dying or Are You Crazy?, the only game show where we use the plethora of knowledge gathered by...
Brown Football Team Now Offering “Mammograms” for Cancer
“Some boobs are big, some are small, they’re all good really and we just don't want them to get sick”
Six Items Outside Keeney You Can Sell to Nostalgia on Wickenden
If you remove the long blonde strands, Nostalgia will happily sell it in their accessories section on the ground floor.
Advice to the Burgeoning Activist: Change Your Venmo Settings to Public
It’s clear that it's not fulfilling enough to simply be altruistic. You must ensure that the world knows you are altruistic.
10 Colors that Prove Nail Polish is the New Men’s Deodorant
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that men’s deodorants have some of the most cringeworthy, outlandish scent names in existence. Scents like Wolfthorn, Power Rush, Phoenix, Ice...