Is This a Record of Me Being High OR an Attempt at Artsy Satire?
My mom KNOWS I’m high and I can’t hide it no matter what I know.
Overthink This Text, and We’ll Give You a Half-Assed Reply a Couple Hours Later!
Texting is easy, breezy, beautiful fun for us well-adjusted, super chill college students who overthink nothing, are super chill, well-adjusted and super chill.
QUIZ: Why Did You Leave Your JUMP Bike in the Middle of the Sidewalk?
Number 1, who do you think you are, and Number 2, why would you do this to me?
QUIZ: Pen, Sneaker, or Condom?
Most people nowadays use their phones as crutches to avoid uncomfortable social situations. I could have done this too, as I tried to fill the...
Which Rib Editor Are You?
Have you ever spent hours scrolling aimlessly through the Rib, admiring the genius we have created, and ultimately wondering: which Rib editor am I?...
The Tim Curry Personality Test
Look at this man: Does he look familiar? Of course he does. That’s Tim Curry, English actor, and he’s been in approximately 6,1042 movies. In...