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Christian Girl Autumn is upon us.
Horror Stories (from My Life)
The Tale of The Falling Underwear It was a dark, stormy night. No, really. Our story takes place during Winter Storm Juno (annoyingly and widely...
Consider the Jack-O’-Lantern
by Emily Adams They prepare all year. They grow under the hallow darkness of the moonless sky. They ripen amongst their orange brethren. They cling...
Please Stop Being Obsessed with Fall
by Yuri Iwahara It seems like almost everyone around me is unreasonably excited for the fall season. It’s unnerving how even the normally jaded souls...
An Open Letter From The Neglected Apple
Dear Pumpkin-Praising Public, You betrayed me. I once sat on the throne of spiced autumnal confections, and now it seems I have been relegated to...
The Myth of the “Basic White Bitch”
If you’ve spent any time on the internet lately, you have probably noticed the proliferation of articles mocking the behaviors of the “basic white bitch”...