“The Golden Bachelor” Causes Spike in Crushes on Ancient Professors
He's sexy AND old!
PoliSci Professor Excited to Tell Class Etymology of “Gerrymandering” for Third Time This Semester
“I mean, come on, Governor Elbridge Gerry drawing a salamander-shaped district so he could keep Republicans in power in Massachusetts? It doesn’t get more riveting...
“Going Off of That”: I HATE Section
I hate section. I always have. I always will. As a freshman, I used to think, “I Love College!” That is, until I learned that sections...
Welcome to The X-Files
***Welcome to the X-Files, the Rib’s own ~loOooOve~ advice column. If you’d like Xtina to use her hefty wealth of knowledge to answer your real question, send...