Which Person from the Mural at Antonio’s Are You?
Images via Daniella Balarezo
On Turning Twenty
A few weeks ago, I turned the big two-oh. I think that in an unfortunate oversight, we as a society often fail to appreciate the...
Always Trust the Crust
As a first-year, I have the awesome privilege of living in a room on a Keeney hallway right near the building entrance. There’s a lot of...
~*~TODAY: Morning Mail FREE PIZZA!!!~*~
Everyday starts the same for me. I set 7 alarms with two-minute intervals. I have a trigger finger on the snooze button, and I fight the...
The Most #Relatable Buzzfeed Listicle Ever!!!!!!!!!!
ZOMG a listicle that literally ANYONE can #relate to. PLZ share on Facebook if u r 12 years old, or share via email with all of...
Hey Asshole, Stop Whoring Out Puppies
by Allie Tsuchiya Calling all assholes! Looking for a great new advertising strategy to promote your business? Well, look no further: Random-Middle-Aged-Private-Driver who I met...
A Love Letter to Gluten
Dear Gluten, You are the starch beneath my sesame bagel. You are the cling to my linguine. You are the glue (ten) that will hold...