It’s The Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Spotify Isn’t Tracking My Music!
Do you get unreasonably stressed about your Spotify Wrapped every year? Me too...but for the one glorious month of December, we are free from its...
A Review of “Red: (Taylor’s Version)” But Only The Songs About Me
There is nobody on this Earth more qualified to review this album than me. Except Scooter Braun.
I Am The Female Singer On An EDM Track. This Is My Story.
It wasn’t supposed to be like this. When I quit my job at the animal control center in my small hometown in Ohio to move...
My Boyfriend Does Not Believe I Play The Trombone
In November, I told my boyfriend that I played trombone in the 4th & 5th grade. He did not believe me. He said “you are...
Hot New Anxiety Cure: 1940s Jazz
I want to be better. As in, I want to be a better person, and I’m pretty sure I’m not alone. It’s just that sometimes...
My Story: I Got a Record Deal from Humming in the Ratty
My trip to the Ratty started like any other. I got up from my table and started humming a tune the second my foot hit...
Junglepussy: An Abbreviated Personal Listening Guide
Growing up, I was immersed in a culture that values romantic love in a highly exalted sense. I watched wedding themed shows on TLC such...
Dear Weird Al Yankovic: Please Be My Benefactor!
Dear Weird Al Yankovic, A few months ago, I published the following tweet: It may seem like a joke, but I am 100% serious about...
Which Mariah Carey Mishap Are You?
Self-graded. Keep track of your answers! What’s your biggest Mariah Carey jam? A. “Touch My Body” B. “We Belong Together” C. “All I Want for...
Long Live Flea
Ladies, gentlemen, friends, family, esteemed colleagues – I am writing today to inform you of an important issue. Rather, an important person. In my life....