I Watched Like Every Leonardo DiCaprio Movie Over Spring Break and This Is What I Learned
Ah, my first ever college spring break. I couldn’t wait to get drunk and party! Quick note: “drunk” for me means drinking Martinelli’s Sparkling...
The Psychic Is In
Universally, psychics have a really bad rep. A simple Google search reveals the general attitude towards the profession, with articles such as this: “I Was One of America’s...
My Winter Break: A Murder Mystery – Part One
Chapter One Thursday, January 7, 2016. Hatfield, Massachusetts. 6:42 A.M On his way to work, my father gets pulled over. He is doing 38 in a...
“The Christmas ______”: A Film
As the holiday season approaches, Netflix’s collection of bad, low budget holiday movies is growing almost as fast as my holiday belly. You, dear reader,...
Why is the Internet Obsessed with Disney Princesses?
Even if we no longer want to be princesses, we still seem to really like thinking about them. Whenever Buzzfeed (or, let’s face it, The...
The Horror Movie Conundrum
I’ve never watched a horror movie before. Well, okay, I’ve watched one once. It was on a bus during a school trip. My friends later...
The Cool Mom of 2015
My homies, it’s time to face the truth: Mean Girls, arguably the defining movie of our generation, is eleven years old. Even though we’ll keep...
Peter Pan – The Story That Never Grows Old
With the release of Warner Brother’s Pan last Friday, it seems like the “Peter Pan” faze may be as immortal as the eponymous trickster himself. While some...
On-Screen, Off-Screen: Movie Couples That Date in Real Life
Earlier this month, the tabloids announced that the beloved Hollywood lovebirds Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield were taking a break. But now this break seems...
If People Were Bad Metaphors, I Was a Drizzle and She Was a Tepid Puddle
Warning: minor spoilers for crappy rom-com books and movies. I’d like to start off by defining the term Manic Pixie Dream Girl (MPDG). MPDGs, as...