Rules for Brown 2021 Because I’m Your Mom Now
Welcome to Brown, Class of 2021. By now, you’ve probably slurped vodka from a ladle on the roof of Metcalf, slept through your 3 P.M.,...
Your Thanksgiving Horoscope
Aquarius: There are going to be an unprecedented number of obscure relatives at dinner this year, and they’re all going to ask “how you are”...
The Birds and the Bee-ing Funny
There comes a time in a girl’s life when she’ll begin to notice some changes. For some people, it might happen in elementary school. For...
Honey, I Killed The Plant
Compared to the high-octane action of the school year, the summer’s more relaxing edges can almost feel boring at times. It’s a hard thing to...
What About Mom Bod?
By now, I’m sure you’re familiar with the concept of “dad bod.” Perhaps you saw it mentioned in a Tinder bio, or read an article...
How Taken Ruined My Life/ Taken Arruinó Mi Vida – A Conversation With Mi Mamá
Co-autora Coco Balarezo, tambien conocida como Miu, Mami, Mamá, Coyo, o Maria del Socorro Hernadez Yslas de Balarezo. Co-authored by Coco Balarezo, also known as...
Feelin’ Groovy, Thanks To Mom
My parents were born under Eisenhower. They like to remind me that everything cost 15 cents “in their day.” They like to remind me that...
What’s the Mom-nosis, Doc?
(co-written by Stephanie Purington) College is a wonderful time,when young people begin to spread their wings and enjoy the freedoms of adulthood. (Maybe this a...
My Momager and Me
(co-authored by Stephanie Sauer Pasternak, Brown Class of 1987) (please enjoy my attempt at photoshopping my head onto Kim Kardashian’s body, thereby giving myself a...
Doctors, Destiny, and Dumb Names: An Interview with Mom
Co-written by Lisa Stevens, Kayla’s mom Kayla: So you wanted to write an article about people who repeatedly mispronounce names, right, Mom? Can I call ya...