The Misadventures of Sexually-Frustrated Susie: The V-Dub Waffle
*Author’s note: it’s fiction, mom. Fiction! I’m not actually that sexually attracted to waffles.* Sophomore slump had been real. Susie was unsure of everything —...
To The One Who Broke My Heart
My Dearest, I hope you are well. It’s been a couple of days since you walked out my shitty Perkins door, and I know you...
How to Be Gwyneth Paltrow: College Student Edition
by Nicole Martinez Are you a rich, famous, pretentious, attractive individual? Of course you’re not! You’re a bloated college student whose diet consists of Jo’s mozzy sticks,...
Will The Real Lorne Michaels Please Stand Up?
Over spring break, I happened to casually coincidentally walk past 30 Rock at 1:20 AM on a Saturday night, right as SNL was letting out....
This is Normal (And Other Lies You Tell Yourself in the Theatre Building)
As a Theatre Arts & Performance Studies concentrator, I spend a lot of time in Lyman Hall, home to the TAPS department. For those of...
Spring Break Forevaaaa, Right?
It’s the Monday after Spring Break and I still feel so wasted, even though I’ve been back from my beach vacation for two days already....
The Winds: A Near Death Encounter
by Emily Adams Today, I battled the elements and nearly lost. But to my surprise, I still remain here on Earth, opposed to whatever cloud I...
Rib Beef: Tickling
Tickling is a weird concept. On the one hand, you may have memories like your parents making you feel warm and fuzzy inside, laughing until...
Cry Me a River
Last week was a pretty rough time for me. I won’t pour all of my miseries out on this article, but for the first few...
Straight Outta Pinterest
There is no better feeling than taking Sharpie to canvas. I don’t feel anything but existential bliss when my gold marker glides perfectly along the...