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I am Jack’s Enflamed Sense of Fear
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“I didn’t understand before, but I do now: this is discrimination, and I won’t stand for it."
10 Ways to Heal Your Inner Child
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Swiftie Who Put Money on a Brown Win Because of 13 Omens Now Richest Person Alive
They know how to ball, she most certainly does not know Aristotle, but she does know how to make a quick buck.
Is That Girl In My Seminar Middle-Class Or Did She Buy Those 2008 Air Jordans For $300 On Depop?
Some questions for the nosy and misguided, in case you, too, want to feel like a reporter for a shittier version of Us Weekly.
CPax’s Dog Speaks (Barks) Out on Divestment!
Free Palestine? Woof woof. Fuck them kids.
Venmo Requesting Your Male Friends for $0.16 and Other Ways to Celebrate Women’s History Month
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Tragic! You Just Got Andrews on Ivy Room Tomato Soup Night
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BREAKING, Shit-spicions confirmed: Fox News reveals Poo-no statue an elaborate prank
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