On Changing
I’ve been in college for two months, and I’m already a totally different person. While I was a mellow, reserved homebody in high school, I...
How to Read The News Without Having The World’s Worst Emotional Meltdown
I used to love reading the news, but now I absolutely hate it. Why? Because everything sucks. In all seriousness, it can be really hard...
I Started Eating Lush Bath Bombs to Develop a Bubbly Personality!
This is my third year at Brown. It’s also my third year at Brown without a significant other. I can’t help but wonder what’s wrong...
On the Brink of the Real World
I’m not sure if I’m just perpetually PMS-ing, but I’ve been extremely sentimental recently. Maybe it’s due to the fact that I spent a whole...
Goin’ Gray
I’ve been looking at myself in the mirror a lot recently. Well, not like a lot. Just more than usual. I’ll be getting ready for...
Obituaries of my Fake IDs
Can I write about fake IDs now that I’ve been 21 for a few months? Is there like a statute of limitations on having fake...
My Life As The Sidekick Archetype
We’d all like to imagine that we’re the protagonist of our own life story, the misunderstood complex hero on our tumultuous journey, the daring lead...
Life Explained by An Amateur Sociologist: Hookup Culture
I am a sociologist. Okay, fine. I’m a sociologist-in-training. Okay, fine, I’m concentrating in Literary Arts and I’ve taken two sociology classes. Okay fine, one-and-a-half....
Resting Nice Face
I have a problem. Actually, I have a lot of problems. Too many for just one post. But the one I’m going to tackle here...
You Can’t Make Me Drive
I have a confession: I’m twenty years old, and I don’t know how to drive. Actually, that might be an exaggeration. I took driver’s ed...