I’m The Naive Dad In a Horror Movie, and This Is My Daughter Who Is Not Possessed
No, Muriel, I do not think Glennifer has been acting strange. Now excuse me while I creepily stare at the black TV screen for an...
The Exorcist: DIY
One often hears the phrase “exercising is important“. Unless you happen to be Linda Blair, you probably hear the phrase “exorcising is important” far less...
The Horror Movie Conundrum
I’ve never watched a horror movie before. Well, okay, I’ve watched one once. It was on a bus during a school trip. My friends later...
Horror Movies and the Real Horrors of Life
Over the weekend, my friend suggested that we cap off our night of insane spring break debauchery (read: drinking wine in a Massachusetts basement) by...