October Horoscopes to Rustle Your Jimmies Posted on October 23, 2019October 23, 2019 by Allie Arnold c'mon now...come close. learn the truth even if it scares it you
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What is Ophiuchus? Posted on October 14, 2016 by Elizabeth McClellan Dear reader, are you sitting down? Good, because everything you know is a lie. Apparently, there. Is. A. Thirteenth. Zodiac. Sign. I’m sure you are...
Ambiguously Accurate Horoscopes Posted on October 9, 2014 by Annie Warner I have a confession to make: I consistently check my horoscope. (I also have another confession to make: I’m not super sure what celebrity is...