Bad Luck Babe! On Turning 13 on Friday the 13th
Shoutout to Taylor Swift for making 13 cool again, and fuck you Taylor Swift for making everyone think I am copying you!
Venmo Requesting Your Male Friends for $0.16 and Other Ways to Celebrate Women’s History Month
What’s not to love about March? There are the first signs of Spring, Pisces season, and — most importantly — Women’s History Month! As a...
Your Thanksgiving Horoscope
Aquarius: There are going to be an unprecedented number of obscure relatives at dinner this year, and they’re all going to ask “how you are”...
It’s Christmas!
Halloween is officially over. It’s November, and you know what that means—the Christmas season is upon us! That’s right, Christmas is right around the corner,...
Happy Hallonksmas
Halloween and Thanksgiving have now past. Most people, now sufficiently scared and thankful, find themselves looking forward during this confusing holiday lull to Christmas...