God is a Woman: Creep from High School Now Bald
Checkmate, atheists!
poems through puberty
a retrospective, a cringe compilation
On Changing
I’ve been in college for two months, and I’m already a totally different person. While I was a mellow, reserved homebody in high school, I...
I Am a College Admissions Guru, Please Bow Down To Me
You know those hot shot college students who visit their high schools during break? Not the ones who genuinely miss their teachers. I’m talking about...
It’s The 5 Year High School Reunion and It’s Time To Find Out Who Vapes
Welcome to the 5 year high school reunion! We’re packing it all in: jello-shots in the locker room, unsupervised grinding to the greatest hits of...
True Life: I Was A Teenage Narcissist
“Leeron, right?” Shit. Shit. Who are you and why do you know my name? “Yeah….” “How’s it going?” “Um, good.” Wait, did we go to...
High School Musical: A Reunion Review
LOOK AT US LAUGHING AND SMILING! WERE HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME! WASN’T HIGH SCHOOL JUST THE ABSOLUTE FRICKIN’ BEST? WHY DOES VANESSA HUDGENS LOOK...
On Trashy Guilty Pleasures
The first thing anyone should know about me is that I’m a piece of shit. No, really. You don’t have to feel bad about it....
Teen Romance Novel: Chapter Two
Read Chapter One here. Chapter Two: After stowing my textbooks in my locker, I turned back into the crowd of students headed towards the cafeteria....
College and Confrontation
One of the hallmarks of high school was drama. Beyond simple gossip, being a tween was about getting mad at people. There was a lot of...