To Anyone Who Has Ever Handed a Child a Box of Raisins for Halloween
Dear Boxed Baby Raisin Loving Neighbors, Oh, Halloween. I look back on my childhood memories of trick or treating very fondly. At the end of the night, my...
“Sexy” Costume Ideas
It’s that time of year again, ladies! The nights grow cold yet the clothing comes off as we squeeze into our favorite sexy costumes for multiple upcoming Halloween parties....
The Haunted Outdoors: Beware
This year, as always, countless people will flock to houses that are decorated with orange and black (not to be confused with Orange is the New...
The United States vs. the Candy Corn States
Dear Oregon, Wyoming, Tennessee, Texas, and South Carolina, It’s us, the other forty-five states. We know what you did. We saw the map. You picked...
Costumes for the Laziest of Us
I love Halloween. It is hands down one of the best holidays of the year. The free candy. The pumpkins. The parties. But if there’s...
Halloween Costumes That Would Actually Scare Me Now
Vampires don’t scare me anymore. Werewolves don’t scare me anymore. Zombies don’t scare me anymore – unless they are in very realistic movies of the...
Horror Stories (from My Life)
The Tale of The Falling Underwear It was a dark, stormy night. No, really. Our story takes place during Winter Storm Juno (annoyingly and widely...
The Ultimate Halloween Playlist
Looking for the perfect mix for your Halloween bash? Look no further. Grab your boo, and have a ghoulishly good time dancing to these eight terrifying...
Consider the Jack-O’-Lantern
by Emily Adams They prepare all year. They grow under the hallow darkness of the moonless sky. They ripen amongst their orange brethren. They cling...
The Blue Room and the Green Ribbon: A Spooky Tale
Alfred stopped dead in the middle of the Blue Room. He was looking at the most stylish individual he had ever seen. She was wearing...