Stop Looking at Me
What is it about eye contact that makes me so uncomfortable? I suppose it’s a lot of things, but to name just a few: my...
The Ratty Crush
It is a universally acknowledged truth that any Brown gal of childbearing age must be in possession of a Ratty Crush. You know that...
Feminizing Ben & Jerry’s
Let’s talk about ice cream. In particular, let’s talk about Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. I am a huge fan of their products, but when I...
The Lace Dilemma
There is nothing inherently weird about buying lacey underwear. Lace panties are both cute and sexy, and it can be very empowering to wear them...
EXTRA EXTRA: Girls Sweat, Too!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I ask you a simple question. How many times has someone told you “Girls don’t sweat, they glisten?” Once? Forty times? Never?...
50 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Super Bowl
1. Alright! 2. Here we go! 3. Sports! 4. Football! 5. I’m actually going to try to pay attention to the game this time....
Lemme Upgrade U
You don’t know how horny your boyfriend is until you ask. And once you ask, you kind of wish you didn’t know. We all know...
What are Women Really Thinking?
Guys, you may think you understand women, but you don’t. Don’t fool yourself. The truth is, you really have no idea. We’re complicated, cryptic creatures....
The Secret Sexual Lives of Young Girls
Young girls are among the most sexual of all human beings. They do a variety of weird and seemingly unexplainable things. How do I know...
13 Things I Wish I Knew At 13
Being a girl is hard, but being a girl in middle school is absolute hell. No one point has been more universally agreed upon, I’m...