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10 Things to Do Instead of Grad School, Because the Scariest Thing Is Your Future

Posted on October 31, 2024November 1, 2024 by Yaffa Segal

Happy Halloween! Goblins, ghouls, graduate studies. Are you scared? Here are some safer, more palatable alternatives. You don’t need an MFA to write riddles that...

Everybody Poops, But Do They All Use It To Write Sonnets On the Communal Bathroom Wall? One Poet Speaks Out.

Posted on October 23, 2024October 22, 2024 by Daniella Coyle

"I am starting a movement. Of the bowel.”

Senior Dies of Too Much Nostalgia

Posted on March 11, 2024 by lucy lebowitz

If you thought the intermingling of covid, the flu, mono, freshman dorm chlamydia, and all the other miscellaneous diseases circulating through the campus atmosphere was...

Venmo Requesting Your Male Friends for $0.16 and Other Ways to Celebrate Women’s History Month

Posted on March 8, 2024 by Morgan Anderson

What’s not to love about March? There are the first signs of Spring, Pisces season, and — most importantly — Women’s History Month! As a...

BREAKING: Gala a shocking follow-up to Willy Wonka experience

Posted on March 2, 2024 by lucy lebowitz

Did the huge, unfilled warehouse vibe of the Rhode Island convention center feel familiar? Well, it may be because similar images have been flooding your...

Tragic! You Just Got Andrews on Ivy Room Tomato Soup Night

Posted on February 11, 2024February 15, 2024 by Morgan Anderson

Imagine this: It is a frigid, wet Providence evening and you are absolutely famished from your singular class of the day and two-hour-long “study session”...

How to Communicate that You’re Gay When You Don’t Know How to Dress

Posted on November 5, 2023 by Morgan Anderson

Let an unfashionable, straight-looking lesbian tell YOU how to wear your sexuality on your sleeve (but, like, without actually wearing anything of substance).

Student Whose Phone Went off in “Absolute Quiet Room” Escorted Away by Men in Suits, Now Missing for 7 Days

Posted on October 22, 2023October 24, 2023 by Rachel Kamphaus

Last Tuesday, freshman Ann Oing went missing. She was last spotted in the “Absolute Quiet Room” of the John D. Rockefeller library. Witnesses to the...

How to Stay Fed Off Meal Plan

Posted on September 20, 2023 by lucy lebowitz

After 3 years of being coddled like a helpless infant, coming off meal plan is truly such a rude awakening. But have no fear! Here...

A Day OFF College Hill

Posted on May 3, 2023May 4, 2023 by Sam Walter

Sidewalks are swarmed, the Main Green is mobbed, and Faunce is filled to the brim. This can only mean one thing: ADOCH. I think I...