Dear Wok: A Break Up Letter
I can’t deny these past couples of months have been amazing. To be honest, I wasn’t sure about us at the beginning. You’re not my...
Jo’s: The Makeover Edition
I know we really don’t pay much attention to the overall effectiveness of Josiah’s eatery, a late-night establishment famous for saving the lives of many...
Finding Religion in Times of Famine
As I’m writing this, it’s Rosh Hashanah (ראש השנה for the cool kidz), a.k.a the Jewish new year. Holiday texts have been pouring in all...
My Story: I Got a Record Deal from Humming in the Ratty
My trip to the Ratty started like any other. I got up from my table and started humming a tune the second my foot hit...
A Former Lover, Revisited
Twenty-one has been a year of change for me. I am proud to say that I am finally in a steady, healthy relationship. Now you maybe...
The Real Ratty Problem
Students have been vocal about the recent changes made to the Ratty. Through discussions with friends, the general consensus seems to be that the renovations...
I Ate As Many Apples As I Could In Five Days And You Won’t Believe What Happened
Recently I’ve noticed a trend in online investigative journalism (here I use the term “investigative journalism” very loosely) – that can be best described as...
The Hunt: Life Off Meal Plan
I used to live a blissful life. Every day, food was gifted to me without a second thought, like the sacrifices made to the Greek...
The Misadventures of Sexually-Frustrated Susie: The V-Dub Waffle
*Author’s note: it’s fiction, mom. Fiction! I’m not actually that sexually attracted to waffles.* Sophomore slump had been real. Susie was unsure of everything —...
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