My Life is a Mess Because My Lucky Bamboo Plant Died
I recently found myself having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. The final rejections from clubs that I applied to came rolling in,...
Catfished: Lumiere Was Hotter as a Candle
Beauty and the Beast is a controversial children’s movie about Stockholm Syndrome where man lies with man, woman lies with beast, and inanimate objects lie...
Peter Pan the Bus Line vs. Peter Pan the Movie
Forget Disney princess movies, Peter Pan is where it’s at. First of all, Tinker Bell is way cooler than a princess and the friendship she...
The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway
While Winter Storm Jonas was wreaking havoc on the mid-Atlantic, I was living it up in Florida, specifically Disney World. Disney is the most wonderful...
Why is the Internet Obsessed with Disney Princesses?
Even if we no longer want to be princesses, we still seem to really like thinking about them. Whenever Buzzfeed (or, let’s face it, The...
Princesses at Brunch
SNOW WHITE: Can we get another round of Bloody Marys please? Thanks. Ugh you guys I just can’t right now. My parents kicked me out....
Peter Pan – The Story That Never Grows Old
With the release of Warner Brother’s Pan last Friday, it seems like the “Peter Pan” faze may be as immortal as the eponymous trickster himself. While some...
The Art of Cloning: Disney Edition
I have been an avid watcher of Disney movies for nearly 19 years and I consider Disney a part of my lifeblood. I own an...
Do Us All a Favor and Let It Go
No, I’m really not. This post has been brewing for a long time, but today, when I woke up to “Let it Go” blaring out...
Why “Beauty and the Beast” Depresses Me
On the surface, I should really relate to Beauty and the Beast – it’s about a plucky brunette who likes to read, and the moral...