Your Next Hookup: How to BLOW THEIR MIND
Try this: while kissing your partner passionately, keep your eyes open. If at any point your hookup partner opens their eyes to readjust, make sure...
It’s More Than Just Puppy Love
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Rib Beef: Babies vs. Old People
(in collaboration with Nicole Martinez) A carefree, tinkling giggle. The dampened whinny of a nose being blown into a monogrammed cotton handkerchief. These are the...
Think Bee: The Cross Pollination of the Bee Movie into the American Conscious
I’m sure most of you are painfully aware of Bee Movie and its rise into meme stardom since its release in theaters. If you are unfamiliar with...
Product Reviews: Let’s Wine About It
It’s not your average citizen who contributes to the review section on Amazon. They are enigmas, from another dimension, with endless free time and perplexing...
The Four Times a Boy Called Me Cute and the Four Times I Did Absolutely Nothing About It
It’s time to start stockpiling the Sweethearts, the roses, and the memories of your past romances. Well…not so much for the last one. If you’re...
Catify Your Galentines
by Emily Adams It’s the Monday after Fourth of July, or as CVS knows it, a day too late to begin the Valentine’s blitzkrieg. In...
10 Things That Are Super Cute (And Totally Shouldn’t Be)
1. Those tiny forks you get at fancy restaurants. Holy hell, it’s tiny. Why? Why is it so tiny? What food could possibly exist that...
The 7 Best Date Spots for this Valentine’s Day
I never understood the mass aversion to Valentine’s Day. It’s a full day dedicated only to your loved-ones (romantic or not), the color red, and...