The Land of No & Its Sandwiches
by Emily Adams As a transfer student, my adjustment to Brown has been fairly seamless. The only issue I have struggled with is centrally located and...
On Turning Nineteen
My nineteenth birthday was about a month ago. I was incredibly lucky to have spent it at home with friends and family, but I couldn’t...
My Week With My Mason Jar
What is it about college students that makes us so thirsty? I’m not talking about the euphemistic kind of thirst (yeah, I see you)–I’m talking...
How to Stalk Like a Parent
College introduces a lot of independence and freedom into most people’s lives. That means that breaks spent at home re-introduce restrictions that can sometimes be...
Happy New Year, Time is a Social Construct!
Hey! It’s me, Jaded College Sophomore! I spent my vacation rereading my coffee-stained copy of Sartre. Just in case you were wondering, I drink my...
To Math or Not to Math? And Other Shopping Dilemmas
I have something embarrassing to say, so I’m just going to come right out with it. I love shopping for courses. At Brown, I...
The Rib Reviews: Brown Bathroomz
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQl1yLDZd1U] Ali and Sarah take to some of Brown University’s most esteemed buildings to give YOU the information YOU need to know about the...
A Month of Not Shaving, In Retrospect
I didn’t shave for the entirety of November, give some days. Honestly, I don’t remember exactly when I last shaved. Against popular consensus, it was in...
The Attack of Fake Facebook Events
Dear people who keeping attending fake events on Facebook, Please continue doing so. I love it so much. These fake Facebook events give me life....
Touching My Toes: An Unexpected Journey
I used to be pretty neurotic. College applications, SAT’s, high school drama, and the art of surviving teenage-dom all put me under a lot of stress....