A Month of Not Shaving, In Retrospect
I didn’t shave for the entirety of November, give some days. Honestly, I don’t remember exactly when I last shaved. Against popular consensus, it was in...
The Attack of Fake Facebook Events
Dear people who keeping attending fake events on Facebook, Please continue doing so. I love it so much. These fake Facebook events give me life....
Touching My Toes: An Unexpected Journey
I used to be pretty neurotic. College applications, SAT’s, high school drama, and the art of surviving teenage-dom all put me under a lot of stress....
A Spontaneous Decision For the Sake of Justin Bieber, Al Roker, and Me
There is one adjective that best describes me: nervous. I am an extremely nervous/uptight/anxious/fill-in-other-synonym-here person. I have an intense fear of the unknown; I need...
The Case of the Killer Chairs
Head Detective Tristan Oakes swatted away the yellow crime scene tape as he entered the Keeney dorm room. It was a horrible sight, unlike anything...
Getting Accepted into the Ivy League (Campus Story)
The Ivy League Campus Story. I know you’ve heard of it. I know you’re obsessed with it. Don’t try to hide it from me. I...
A Job-Seeker’s Guide to the Galaxy
As September rolled around and I made my plans for Brown, a brighter-eyed, bushier-tailed version of myself prepared countless resumes and cover letters for the...
“Going Off of That”: I HATE Section
I hate section. I always have. I always will. As a freshman, I used to think, “I Love College!” That is, until I learned that sections...
What it Feels Like to Receive Friend Requests from Upperclassmen
Despite priding myself on having a pretty good handle on life as a first-year in Brunonia (I’ve never been late to any of my small...
What’s In A Name? Deconstructing “Homebody”
by Crystal Kim I’m a major homebody. Phew! The cat’s out of the bag. I speak of being a homebody as if it is a...