Pass(These Damn Exams)over
Well, it’s that time of year again. Your friendly neighborhood Jews are throwing out all their baked goods (protip: Passover is the best time of...
The Condemning Concentration
Earlier this week, I received an email that may or may not determine the rest of my path through life. “Congratulations, your concentration has been...
How to Be Gwyneth Paltrow: College Student Edition
by Nicole Martinez Are you a rich, famous, pretentious, attractive individual? Of course you’re not! You’re a bloated college student whose diet consists of Jo’s mozzy sticks,...
Is Everyone Having Sex Without Me?
I have found that the idiom “the walls have ears” applies weirdly and surprisingly well to university life. Last year in my freshmen dorm, I...
A Senior Friend
It takes a certain level of bravery for a party-seeking freshman to wander outside of the confines of dorm room parties on Friday nights. You...
The Winds: A Near Death Encounter
by Emily Adams Today, I battled the elements and nearly lost. But to my surprise, I still remain here on Earth, opposed to whatever cloud I...
Sorry Team: An Apology for Slacking on the Group Project
Dear group/team/homies, I’d like to offer my sincerest apology for being such a shitty group member. There was a project that needed to be completed,...
March Madness: Brunonian Edition
For some people, March is the month when winter slowly melts into spring and midterms remove any joy from our lives. For others, it’s madness. Literally. As...
Mentor Seeks Mentee
by Ali MacLeod Wise sophomore seeks first-year mentee Providence, RI area Listen. At this point, I’ve been on this campus for a while. I know...
Always Trust the Crust
As a first-year, I have the awesome privilege of living in a room on a Keeney hallway right near the building entrance. There’s a lot of...