A Review of “Red: (Taylor’s Version)” But Only The Songs About Me
There is nobody on this Earth more qualified to review this album than me. Except Scooter Braun.
How to Look Famous Around Campus
I’ve been rocking some pretty sweet looks around campus lately. So sweet, in fact, a number of strangers have come up to me asking for...
Which Mariah Carey Mishap Are You?
Self-graded. Keep track of your answers! What’s your biggest Mariah Carey jam? A. “Touch My Body” B. “We Belong Together” C. “All I Want for...
Dining Hall Hero Speaks Out
“If you could have one superpower, what would it be?” When faced with this question, most people fall back on the classics: Flight, invisibility, super...
The Top 5 Celebs Who Say “Wow” A Lot
All women want to hear one word. Studies have shown it, people have spoken it, and the power of speech has been proven time after...
To Chop or Not to Chop
A Joint Piece by Daniella Balarezo and Sarah Master Summer 2016 was an awful time for America, but a great time to go for The...
How to Be Gwyneth Paltrow: College Student Edition
by Nicole Martinez Are you a rich, famous, pretentious, attractive individual? Of course you’re not! You’re a bloated college student whose diet consists of Jo’s mozzy sticks,...
I Watched Like Every Leonardo DiCaprio Movie Over Spring Break and This Is What I Learned
Ah, my first ever college spring break. I couldn’t wait to get drunk and party! Quick note: “drunk” for me means drinking Martinelli’s Sparkling...
What Your Aggressive Facebook Comments Reveal About You
Facebook comments are an art – an eclectic form of expression. They range from the sentimental to sarcastic, the articulate to the atypical, and the...
How to Handle Celebrity Encounters
Like the majority of human beings, I have a horrible tendency of envisioning unrealistic scenarios of what would happen if I ever met a...