Becoming a Writer: Lessons From Brown’s Second-Least Practical Concentration
After years of coercing family and friends into downloading Goodreads, I finally took the ultimate bibliophilic plunge: declaring a Literary Arts concentration.
My Application to be Provost of Brown University
Read this and weep, Rick.
Where the OG Dance Moms Girls Would Live on Campus
Save your tears for the mattress topper!
How to Manipulate a Male Manipulator
The ultimate form of feminism is becoming a manipulator of male manipulators.
OP-ED: I’m a Shop(ping period)-aholic. This is my story.
Though I have no intention to take any of these courses, I am at ease knowing I am now guaranteed a precious spot in them,...
9 Bad, Minimalist, Instagram-Worthy Poems From Spring Weekend
I promise I'm not trying to make fun of Rupi Kaur. Her poems are fine, and you all need to grow up. This is just...
My Application to Brown University
Honestly, I applied to Brown because of Untitled Bear/Lamp. When I looked at him, I could picture his creepy smile and demented button-eyes staring at...
Every Time I Walk Past The Mural on the Side of CVS, I get Sucked into an Alternate Dimension. Is that Normal?
I can't be the only one who gets sucked into an alternate dimension by the CVS mural, right?
Library Yelp Reviews For Finals Season
Working in a supportive, aesthetically pleasing environment can really take some of the pain off of grinding through that 15-page paper or studying for that...
I Love Brown So Much That I’m Having An Affair With An Actual Bear
If I had to describe myself in one word it would definitely be “hardcore.” I have never half-assed anything. That’s how I ended up having...