Rachael Ray’s Take on Beyoncé’s Lemonade
Hi everyone! Welcome back to the Rachael Ray Show. I’m Rachael Ray. Spelled R-A-C-H-A-E-L with an A in my last name. Just to make sure....
On Turning Twenty
A few weeks ago, I turned the big two-oh. I think that in an unfortunate oversight, we as a society often fail to appreciate the...
I Only Listen to “Real” Music
Hello everyone! My name is Your Taste in Music Sucks. I currently live in a basement which never sees the light of day, and my...
Not Just Beyoncé, But Bey-twicé
So the Super Bowl just happened. A ball was thrown, some large men were tackled, and the Broncos emerged victorious. But let’s be honest: how...
How to Successfully Third Wheel
We’ve all been there. Your best friend is now officially dating someone, thus breaking the unspoken agreement you had (staying single until both of you...
Spring Weekend ’15 Needs More Kanye
Well, my fellow Brunonians, our spring break has officially come to a close, condemning us for another few months to the cold, barren wasteland we...
Reincarnation aka Can I Be Reborn as Beyoncé?
Upon learning about reincarnation during a world religions class in high school, I imagined what hideous crimes I must have committed in my past life to...
Hey Asshole, Stop Whoring Out Puppies
by Allie Tsuchiya Calling all assholes! Looking for a great new advertising strategy to promote your business? Well, look no further: Random-Middle-Aged-Private-Driver who I met...
Things We’ve All Done That We Hate to Admit to
Sometimes, we like to think we aren’t just one in seven billion. We like to think we are *unique!* and have our own exciting and...