Horror Stories (from My Life)
The Tale of The Falling Underwear It was a dark, stormy night. No, really. Our story takes place during Winter Storm Juno (annoyingly and widely...
“Love Takes Time” – Faculty Edition
by Crystal Kim #mariahwasright Your professors are amazing, maybe even legendary beyond the small bubble of Brown. They’re the biggest, baddest brains you’ve ever interacted...
Campus Squirrel Tails
It’s a crisp, fall day. You’re walking out of your 6:30pm class in Barus and Holley and you hear rustling in a nearby bush. Your heart...
Senior Survival Guide: Self-Care
by Crystal Kim Being a senior brings a bounty of wonderful things. You have an extra flounce in your step and a radiant glow that...
Welcome to the Brown Introverts Club
My freshman year at Brown is coming to a close, and I’m surprisingly fine with it. The fact that I won’t be able to use my...
Meeting Celebrities: Expectations vs. Reality
If you’re like me in that you suffer crippling bouts of social ineptitude whenever you meet someone you worship greatly admire, here are a couple...
How Invisible Are You?
I’d like to start off by saying that I am short. I’m 4’9 to be precise. I’m currently awaiting results from Ancestry.com to see whether...
Stop Looking at Me
What is it about eye contact that makes me so uncomfortable? I suppose it’s a lot of things, but to name just a few: my...
Pulling It Off
Last week, I woke up late for class. Actually, scratch that, I woke up on time for class, got ready, decided I had time to...
How-To: Acknowledge People at the Gym
There is only one thing worse than going to the gym, and it is seeing people at the gym. Generally, we don’t know what to...