“Buy a bracelet to prevent suicide?” Says Guy Who Would Have Told You to Kill Yourself in Middle School
No thanks!
Is That Girl In My Seminar Middle-Class Or Did She Buy Those 2008 Air Jordans For $300 On Depop?
Some questions for the nosy and misguided, in case you, too, want to feel like a reporter for a shittier version of Us Weekly.
Yes, You Should Feel Bad About Eating at the VDub Alone (Everyone’s Looking at You and Thinks You’re Really Weird)
This isn't an intervention, per say. We are gathered here today because we love you and we care about you. It just seems like it...
CPax’s Dog Speaks (Barks) Out on Divestment!
Free Palestine? Woof woof. Fuck them kids.
So, You’re The Only They/Them In Your Gender Studies Section
Are you afraid of ghosts? Spiders? Talking to people tabling on the Main Green? If so, beware. I am going to tell a tale that...
Campus buzz: Hypothetically, if everyone found out you ordered a sex toy to the mailroom, WWYD?
Now every snail mail fan knows that you like to *ahem* “polish the pearl” and just how you like to do it.
So! You Took the Bit Too Far!
Hey girl boss! That was hard to watch!
A Proposal to Tom Holland
Dear Tom Holland, You don’t know me, but I know you, or at least the “you” you present to the public. Back when I was...
5 Unique Phrases to Use When You’ve Been Inconvenienced
Have you ever been in a situation where you want to say something that conveys more than just discontent? Have you ever wanted to one-up...
Is My Friend… Rich?
that's so scawy 🥺