Rib Beef: Babies vs. Old People
(in collaboration with Nicole Martinez) A carefree, tinkling giggle. The dampened whinny of a nose being blown into a monogrammed cotton handkerchief. These are the...
10 Things That Are Super Cute (And Totally Shouldn’t Be)
1. Those tiny forks you get at fancy restaurants. Holy hell, it’s tiny. Why? Why is it so tiny? What food could possibly exist that...