Conspiracy Theories = Proven! After years of white people claiming they “don’t see color”, today’s celebrations confirmed the truth, as entire cities of people got decked out in green for St. Patrick’s Day.
When asked if he sees color now, Chicago parade-goer and proud conservative Gregory Smith responded, “Uh, uh, I just grabbed the first thing I saw this morning! I swear!” Suuuuuuure, Gregory. Luck of the Irish, indeed. We see you 😉
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