On March 3rd, College freshman Josh Friedman treated himself and two friends with an all-inclusive Uber XL trip to that new, trendy pop-up just off the hill: Savers. Our sources confirm that Josh’s $27 round trip off-campus was more than worth his “new drip” found at the scene.
“Dude, you gotta go. Such a rare find! The prices are unbelievable,” Josh announced to the entirety of Arnold Lounge that same evening. “These people don’t even realise how good they have it! A Champion t-shirt for eight dollars? Unreal.”
Sources at the scene report that Josh and his friends took more than half the sale rack into the dressing room, shot some footage for their “up and coming” vlog, and proceeded to dump all but a bucket hat into the tired hands of two-year employee Kira M.
“Josh? He comes here every week between classes. Like clockwork. To buy, like, a windbreaker.” Kira relayed when approached for a statement. “He referred to us as Goodwill more than once.”
At press time, Josh was in the process of piercing his ear with a Tiffany’s safety pin., courtesy of Daddy’s Platinum Member’s Card™.
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