As the 2020 election season reaches its peak, it has become harder for me to distinguish pleas for political donations from my family members looking for a small loan. In times like this, I like to play a little game: campaign email or relative asking for money? Tally up how many you think are from campaigns or my sister who “will totally pay me back this time” and check the answer key below to see how many you got right!*
- Humbly asking you to do one thing
- This is a long email, but I’m hoping you’ll read it and chip in $25
- Can you donate $25 to make history?
- Have you done everything you can to elect Joe Biden?
- I’m urgently asking you
- Urgently asking for $25
- One of the last times I’ll ask for $25
- The last Friday I’ll ask for $25
- This is the last time I’ll ask you
- Gabby fucking Venmo me before I scream
*For real though VOTE and you can still make an impact volunteering today with organizations like Swing Left, 2020 Victory, and Vote Save America !
Image via Gabby Bianco