Congratulations, you’re going out on a Monday! You thought this day would never come – and so did we, but we’re proud of you. We at the Rib would never want to leave you in the dust, so here are 3 last minute costumes that can be assembled right out of your wardrobe (probably). Yes, 3. I’m hungover, give me a break.
For folks who love an Irish goodbye: Liz Truss
Don your ugliest dress, or if that fails, your ugliest blazer. Then, make some very bad decisions very quickly and slip out as soon as things get sketchy. Accidentally let a secret slip in a drunken conversation with a casual acquaintance? Sneeze in the punch bowl? That’s your cue to Brexit exit. Enjoy the rest of your night peacefully sat at home, not doing your job.
For the chronically online: Mia Goth in Pearl
Just kidding – we all know that anyone cool/cool-adjacent/sporting bleach brows will be dressing up as Ms. Goth in Pearl or in the movie’s sequel, X. Instead I offer you: Mia Goth on a regular day. Slap some concealer on your brows and head out for the night. This costume also means you have an automatic doubles costume with anyone you run into dressed as movie-Mia!
For the brave, the bold, and the beautiful: Brown/RISD nude figure model.
Usually found haunting the pages of Workday, bring this iconic campus figure to life this Halloweekend! Don your birthday suit and find out who your real friends are, Emperor’s New Clothes style.
Now adieu, little riblets, off to your parties.
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!