In case you’ve been living under a rock (or IN the Rock), we have four words for you: New. Moon. In. Libra.
We are entering a time of harmony, collaboration, and unity in which connections are abound. You may already know what this means for your platonic and romantic relationships, but we at The Rib are ~dishing~ out advice on the bond that really matters: your relationship with the Ratty. Here’s what this lunar cycle means for your Brown Dining experience.
Scorpio — This new moon means it’s time for new leadership, so claim your role as the new Queen of Brown Dining. Keep the kids in line, keep the swipes a’coming, and keep blocking the hummus bar like it’s your full time job. But remember to be a kind leader — Dear Blueno is always ready for a coup.
Sagittarius — You are uniquely positioned for tremendous change, so don’t be afraid of revision. Free yourself to go back for seconds without finishing your firsts. The Ratty will always love you, no matter how you decide to alter your dinner path.
Capricorn — Connection is key, and there’s nothing like connecting in the middle of an overcrowded dining hall! Ah, the joy of yelling to be heard over a generous helping of toast.
Aquarius — You’re a biiiiiit too quirky for the Ratty. But that’s okay! While all your pals are eating upstairs, you’ll be flexing those Flex Points in the Ivy Room. You go, girl!
Pisces — This is a powerful moment for resolution and new beginnings, which can only mean one thing — you have to stage a very public breakup in the Ratty. Sorry, we don’t make the rules. At least their tears will help season the chicken!
Aries — Let’s be real. From giving you food poisoning to exposing your pajama choices in front of an ex-Tinder date, the Ratty hasn’t always been kind to you. Get even by seeing someone new. May we recommend the VDub?
Taurus — This is a time to reignite your inner flame. The solution? Frank’s RedHot Hot Sauce. And a LOT of it. You need a little spice in your life, so take advantage of some ~condimental correction~.
Gemini — Share your creativity with the world. Whether it’s Goldfish on your salad or cranberries in your soft serve, your fellow Ratty-goers could really use your skills of creating quirky combos. Do as Geminis do and take charge.
Cancer — Use this lunar shift to turn to home. And by that, we mean it’s time to turn to your on-campus friends for meal swipes. Actions speak louder than words, so if those around you truly love you, they will share in their meal plan wealth.
Leo — Take advantage of this rare moment of balance and fulfillment. Off-brand Cinnamon Toast Crunch in one hand, lukewarm pizza in the other.
Virgo — You’re all about going your own way, even if that means being the only one to call the Ratty the Sharpe Refectory. Add to that class with a table cloth and candelabras, and you’re well on your way to Refection.
Libra — The Ratty is your frickin’ B***H. Maxing out the soft-serve machine? Ok, baddie! Skipping the line for a ‘lil more pasta? We’re here for it. Sneaking in through the exit door? Well… we won’t tell 😉
But remember, dear readers, Mercury IS still in retrograde. So take everything (ESPECIALLY your dining hall fries) with a grain of salt.
Images via. Zara Norman