Rachel Kamphaus
Editor
Rachel is exactly like your dad, if he were not a Republican. She has strong opinions on the best Bob Dylan album, loves craft beers, and definitely spends too much time thinking about the Roman Empire.
Sophia Plaschke
Editor
Sophia enjoys lurking in the shadows, haunting nightmares, and whispering into the night. When she’s not busy preying on the innocent, she likes playing board games with her friends, taking scenic drives in the countryside, and curling up with a good book.
Indigo Mudbhary
Staff Writer
When people find out that Indigo is an only child, they always say, “That makes sense!” She’s like pizza at the Ratty— not terrible, but definitely not great! And she’s okay with that!
Lily Swaine-Moore
Staff Writer
Lily has always longed to be a zamboni driver, loves hot dogs, and probably has a tapeworm. Entry level zamboni gigs are hard to come by, so she’s willing to settle for a future as a rugboni passenger, glizzy in hand. Her tapeworm’s name is Timmy.
Morgan Anderson
Staff Writer
Morgan has spent her life contributing to the financial success of the Dr Pepper Snapple Group and narrowly avoiding kidney stones in the process. She spends her free time engaging in the Sisyphean process of cleaning her camera roll, documenting life experiences to share with her therapist, and creating playlists she will never listen to. Her current goal in life is to learn how to roll her Rs.
Anya Kaladeen
Staff Writer
Anya’s favourite pastimes include spontaneously breaking into foreign accents, making you guess her concentration, and acting like a pretentious, sexually repressed teenage boy (she would fight to the death for the Oxford comma). She has also been compared to a donkey on several (completely unrelated) occasions throughout her life. Make of that what you will.
Celisse Sanchez
Staff Illustrator
Celisse’s favorite things are eating ice cream after the gym, talking (her mom says she loves to hear the sound of her voice), and keeping people guessing whether she’s being sarcastic or serious. Sadly, her free time is spent on homework and asking her best friends why no one is in love with her.
Yaffa Segal
Staff Writer
Yaffa loves the NYT crossword and disco naps. Her post-grad plans primarily consist of being a contestant on Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman.
Lily Coffman
Staff Writer
Lily’s favorite show is Riverdale, she can tie a cherry stem with her tongue, and she falls asleep watching Cosmopolitan videos on the Snapchat explore section. Also, she’s from Waco, Texas and she won’t shut up about it.
Kaitlyn Lucas
Social Media Editor
Kaitlyn enjoys being “professor” level on mobile Solitaire and not knowing U.S. (or any) geography. She also enjoys antagonizing her friends with the bald filter on Snapchat and shamelessly listening to ASMR every night.
Jules Griswold
Editor
Jules expresses themselves through their sleep schedule because someone somewhere said every unhinged artist should sleep 22 hours a day. What about work-life balance? They’re sorry, they can’t hear you… zzzz…. zz.. zzzz.
Lulu Cavicchi
Editor
Lulu once saw a video of a duck wearing a flower on its head. She still thinks about it sometimes.
Lucinda Drake
Staff Writer & Illustration Editor
Lucinda is a lot of things. None of them are listed here but you’ll just have to trust her. There are also a lot of things Lucinda is not. Some of those include iron deficient, sweaty…oh wait no she’s those things too.
Cassie Travis
Staff Writer
Cassie is confidently unacquainted with soup, plagued by the horrors of white guys on YouTube, and don’t even get them started on their 23andMe test. Yes, they are the ‘girl’ in the ‘Harry Styles video’. Yes, it’s hard being so special.
Julia Marrinan
Staff Writer
Julia is not addicted to coffee, no matter what they tell you. Yes, she did drink 24 oz of straight cold brew one morning. Yes, that’s normal. No really, it is.
Olivia Taylor
Staff Writer
When Olivia isn’t pretending she can sing/act/eat garlic without feeling her tongue erupt into flames, you can find her struggling through chapters of vocabulary for CHIN0913 even though she knows she’ll never be fluent.
Emerson Rhodes
Staff Writer
Emerson watches car crash compilations to fall asleep ever since she was told that by someone she thought was cool and has been using it as a fun fact ever since. A populist at heart, Emerson can be found conforming and listening for more fun facts to steal.
Daniella Coyle
Staff Writer
Daniella likes reading (books and reddit posts), depop, and drinking apple cider. She is a prolific sidechat contributor. Daniella has had a liter of apple cider in the past hour. Daniella’s pancreas is currently pumping very much insulin due to all the apple cider she has been drinking. Daniella speaks intermediate French.
Trinity Breeze
Staff Illustrator
Trinity enjoys weird 80s movies, sad music, and knows a concerning amount about birds. She can identify hundreds of species and should probably make an appointment for an assessment with a psychiatrist. Please ask her about birds.
Sophia Wotman
Staff Writer
Sophia’s favorite pasta shape is spaghetti, since it reminds her that there are things in life as curly as her hair. She also loves watching the sunset dramatically, eating waffles with way too much syrup, and playing her trumpet in jazzy ways.